"When I was born I got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, both arms, and one of my ankles. Mom said that there came a point when the doctors stopped delivering me and just started laughing, heh. I mean, if I ever let being bad at something stop me, I wouldn’t even be here. That thing some men call failure? I call Living. Breakfast. And I’m not leaving till I’ve cleaned out the buffet."
- pierce hawthorne - (via random-sparks-of-life)